FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 30, 2010
Jason: Where are you going? Peter: Out of the driveway to shoot some hoops. I figure with Micahel Jordan now retired, the NBA's going to be in dire need of a new superstar to fill the void. Hey, with enough practice, it could be me! Jason: You're looking at a fair amount of work. Peter: No duh. Fortunately, I have a real passion for the game. Jason: I meant shoveling last night's snow off the driveway first. Peter: Eh. Forget it, then.