FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 29, 2010
Andy: I'm so angry they opened that coffeebucks smack in the middle of the old town square. Roger: Why? Because it's so corporate? Andy: No... Roger: Because of the parking crunch? Andy: No... Roger: Because it'll hurt all the mom and pop coffee shops? Andy: Because it's right on the route Peter takes home from school. Roger: I wondered why his teeth were chattering all through dinner.