FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 01, 2010
Paige: It boggles the mind how much time you've spent playing that video game. Jason: It's this one darn level! I can't get past the red orb guardian! Every time I try to kill him, he squashes me faster than you can blink! It's impossible! I've been at this for a month now! I swear, this game is defective. Paige: This from the boy with 18 oozing blisters on his thumbs. Jason: I'm serious. I'll give it two thousand more tries, then I'm quitting.