FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 28, 2010
Paige: Hee hee hee... Peter: What's so funny? Paige: We were dissecting earthworms in biology class today, so I took a bunch of the innards home with me in a plastic baggie. Peter: What for? Paige: So I could put them in Jason's mittens and give the little dweeb a heart attack. Jason: Whoa! Cool! Worm guts! Paige: Of course, I always forget that he's not a little dweeb. Peter: Super gargantuan mega one, at least.