FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 27, 2010
Jason: You're drawing a unicorn? Eh, figures. Paige: What's that supposed to mean? Jason: Girls always draw lame-o things like unicorns. Never tanks or rockets or dinosaur farms... it's always butterflies or rainbows or flowers with little happy faces. It's like you have some sort of genetic inability to draw things that aren't cute. Peter: Who's this little guy with glasses that your unicorn is impaling? Paige: You mean the one spurting all the cute blood?