FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 26, 2010
Roger: What are you doing? Peter: Trying to grow sideburns. Roger: By rubbing your cheeks?! Peter: I heard that by stimulating the skin and getting the circulation going, it helps the hair follicles do their thing. Roger: Son, when your mother nature is ready for you to grow sideburns, it'll happen. Rubbing your cheeks to grow hair is about the silliest thing I've ever-I, um, have an itch on my head, I swear. Peter: Uh-huh.