F Minus by Tony Carrillo for October 31, 2019

Fold your tie outward about six inches from the bottom and your Dilbert!

Hey! I’m not you. Our ties don’t match for starters.

Nope. Looks pretty generic to me……very specifically so.

What part of “generic” do you fail to understand?

Nope, your eyes are telling you untruths!

one of my staff did this last year. I told him the only thing he was missing was a pillow to give him my stomach.

“Why? Have I managed to annoy you? Anything in particular?”

Are you sure it’s not an Elliott Gould costume?