Woman: Sir, I told you, if you want to donate, make an appointment and we'll take the blood out for you.
F- indeed. (Who e’en took out his blood if not himself anyway?)
When they pay interest at a blood bank do they pay it in money, or do they pay it in blood?
But just who’s blood is it anyway? We’re talking chain of custody problems here.
Some people just have no appreciation for the effort.
The only way it could be worse is if it were a woman donating her blood.
Not to mention that there’s not nearly enough in that jar to qualify as a unit of blood. Also, the blood is already clotted so it’s no good plus the jar probably wasn’t sterile so the blood will have to be discarded.
I think my favorite bit is the chill way he’s leaning on the counter XD
November 07, 2013