Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 08, 2023

I’d trash them!

Steinbauer can bake?

Kevin, what is that? A slice of pie or pizza? (At least Mr S thought of those two!)

All hail the simple Christmastime flag!

My wife left a recipe for Peanut Butter Sandwich Cookies on my desk. Humm?

I’m with him on this one. The day our new neighbors moved in, I went outside to introduce myself. He was decent, she was a snotty jerkface. Last Christmas they tried to leave some orange juice and cinnamon rolls at the door and I told her not to.

House flag, lights, tree, cookies…. Ok, now it’s Christmas! We just need Norman to be Norman. That won’t be difficult…or take long.

Steinbauer = German surname that means stone farmer

I’d be concerned which cookie had the spit in it.

Might want to get that tested first.

Are we sure “Steinbauer” celebrates Christmas?

Even if Honeybunch isn’t decorating, Rose Is Rose today is doing something that could be this strip.

Uh, Ralph? I’m pretty sure it’s just you who hates Steinbauer…

Mrs. Steinbauer and June had the same idea.