Girl: Hey... you got in... You got in, didn't you?! I can tell from your face-- you got in! Hey, everybody! She got in! She got into law school! Joanie got in!! You got in! Joanie: I know, I know.
Dear Ms. Caucus:
An applicant — far more gifted and qualified than you — has chosen to attend Stanford. This has provided us with an opportunity to show our generosity by admitting you to this fall’s class.We hope you appreciate the opportunity we are providing and remain eternally grateful to us.Do not make us regret this decision.Sincerely,The Masters of Boalt Hall