Jeff: Yo! Waitress!
Waitress: Yes, sir?
Jeff: When are we going to get our lunch?
Waitress: Your lunch?
Jeff: Yeah is there a problem?
Waitress: You just ate it.
Zipper: Nice try, miss- where is it?
SOB’s correct spelling proves that “masterbation” was a genuine example of Palinosis springing from political confusion.