Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 24, 2001
Mark's father: So when are you leaving, Mark? Mark: Well, I'm not. You'll need me, Dad. Mark's father: What are you talking about? I have a nurse! Mark: No, you don't. She quit. Mark's father: She quit? Mark: Maybe a better word would be "fled". Like the three others before her. Mark's father: Great! That's the last time I try to date a nurse! Mark: Well, that might help.