Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 23, 2001
September 22, 2001
September 24, 2001
Transcript:
Boopsie: "Why do I think I'd be a great contestant?" "I am a survivor! I've always been a survivor!" TV casting man: Ms. Boopstein, first let me just thank you for coming all this way for your "Survivor" interview... Boopsie: Hey, are you kidding? I am so psyched to be here. I would kill to be a contestant. TV casting man: Well...we admire that kind of pluck, Ms. Boopstein, but I must warn you... we've kicked the "Survivor" experience up a notch. We'll be airlifting your group to the Hamptons. Boopsie: The Hamptons? TV casting man: Yes. You'll be living in an 18-room mansion next door to people like Steven Spielberg and Martha Stewart. Boopsie: But I'd...I'd be eaten alive! TV casting man: Well, it would be out of season.
