Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 04, 1981
Transcript:
Voice from TV: And tonight you will see some of the most degrading stuns ever shown on television! Zonker: Oh, boy! Oh, boy! TV: And now, here's John Davidson! Zonker; Zzzzz! Mark: Mike, have you heard about this new study on "uniqueness" in America? Mike: No, what's it about? Mark: Well, it seems psychologists are finding that Americans have a strong need for uniqueness, that we stress the differences between the self and otehrs much more than other cultures. It has to do with our tradition of self-reliance. Zonker: That's funny, I don't feel that pressure at all. I've always felt it was best to go along with the crowd, to just try to fit in. "Don't rock the boat" is my motto. Mike: That other shoe sure is taking a long time to drop. Zonker: What shoe, earthling?