Darth Vader would infiltrate the Enterprise as a new recruit. They would dress him in a red shirt and beam him down to an unexplored planet along with Kirk, Spock, & Bones. In about one minute: “He’s dead, Jim.” Roll opening credits.
After the commercial break Princess Leia would try to seduce Kirk … but of course he can’t get it up for human girls….
Darth Vader would infiltrate the Enterprise as a new recruit. They would dress him in a red shirt and beam him down to an unexplored planet along with Kirk, Spock, & Bones. In about one minute: “He’s dead, Jim.” Roll opening credits.
After the commercial break Princess Leia would try to seduce Kirk … but of course he can’t get it up for human girls….