Girls, girls … (ages 10 to 103) … let this be a warning….
If we can ever go to crowded restaurants again.
No matter how much you enjoy your little trips to the ladies’ room with all your friends….
(something I will say, at the risk if of losing points on my “girl card” , I have never understood anyway… )
even if you’re all just dying to traipse off and compare lipsticks, or borrow each other’s darling little folding hairbrushes.
In fact, this table seems to have only two temporarily missing occupants…
and one probably found it next to impossible to walk across the restaurant without the other.
But you’re just going to have to buck up, sweetie… put on your big girl panties and make the trip alone…
Otherwise look who will have moved in while you were gone.
I can just picture it:
Burl saying “This coffee is too hot”.
Joy saying “Well, this cup of coffee is too strong.”
And Verla chiming in with " Hey, this cup of coffee was juuust right."
And unlike the fable… all three of them drinking all your coffees right up….
BTW… found the baseball cap…
Don’t wanna believe it, but that’s got to be it.
Girls, girls … (ages 10 to 103) … let this be a warning….
If we can ever go to crowded restaurants again.
No matter how much you enjoy your little trips to the ladies’ room with all your friends….
(something I will say, at the risk if of losing points on my “girl card” , I have never understood anyway… )
THIS is why you always leave at least one person at the table…even if you’re all just dying to traipse off and compare lipsticks, or borrow each other’s darling little folding hairbrushes.
In fact, this table seems to have only two temporarily missing occupants…
and one probably found it next to impossible to walk across the restaurant without the other.
But you’re just going to have to buck up, sweetie… put on your big girl panties and make the trip alone…
Otherwise look who will have moved in while you were gone.
I can just picture it:
Burl saying “This coffee is too hot”.
Joy saying “Well, this cup of coffee is too strong.”
And Verla chiming in with " Hey, this cup of coffee was juuust right."
And unlike the fable… all three of them drinking all your coffees right up….
and if you left any pastries… too bad,BTW… found the baseball cap…
Don’t wanna believe it, but that’s got to be it.