the mop is all washed up…
The mop is about to be floored
Wait for the denouement! It’s a hand wringer!
Fighting a mop is on his bucket list.
It’s a wet task, but Hercules is up to the wipes and swipes it will need, to bring it down to it’s bare threads…
The sequel will pail by comparison.
I hope this isn’t a whole Hercules week
“Followed by a good waxing and buff.”
“Hercules? Buff? Don’t toy with me!”
I guess you think that is punny…
This sounds like the fifth labor of Hercules, cleaning the stables of King Augeas . This assignment was intended to be impossible, because the divine livestock were immortal, and produced an enormous quantity of dung. He needed to reroute a river to accomplish it; the mop was just to tidy up after.
Yeah, but how would Herc do against a Swiffer Sweeper …?
It’s gonna be a wipeout!
Unless the mop gets his nuts in a wringer.
…or he dances the Roomba with it.
May 24, 2014