Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for March 22, 2016
Mom: Petey! I think it's great you're going to play soccer again! Petey: You kind of liked soccer last time you played, right? Petey: Groan. Mom: You liked the pizza party at the end of the season! And you've got the little trophy on your shelf! Petey: Yeah.... Mom: But they spelled my name "pevey" on the trophy. Mom: They spelled it "pevey" on your jersey, too. That was like your secret identity! Petey: Groan. Petey: Can I be Pevey this time, too?