Quickly, the ribs are getting cold!!
Bob’s been hitting the sauce again.
And yet, he can smoke some meats!
Bob was denied the Sapphire Preferred card.
If his signature is ‘clear’ on one of those things he’s doing good. I don’t know why they bother with a signature that is usually just a scribble.
At least his name isn’t Chip or Swipe.
Bob never gets his credit card statements, either. The card company’s computer always balks when it gets to Bob’s middle name: DROP TABLE
He wants to stay impressed by his sig.
The ones I hate the worst are those that have to be signed without a stylus, just with a finger. My signature looks like a drunken spider walked through an inkwell and across the page!
July 10, 2015