Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for February 26, 2021
"I took that online test that tells you your actual age by asking you questions about your health and lifestyle." "How old are you actually?" "Two." "Two? You're still a baby? What were the questions? 'What's your favorite rattle?'" "No, it just means I'm fit for my age." "What, like you could beat up another toddler?" "Shut up!! I could beat you up!!" "Bring it on, Huggies."