Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for February 25, 2021
"I've figured it out. The only thing standing between me and a million dollars is ten thousand dollars." "How so?" "Well, to patent an idea, you'll need to hire a lawyer. They'll do the required research and help you file all the proper paperwork, and when it's all said and done, boom. It's ten grand, at least." "What's the idea you want to patent?" "An ice cube warmer." "OK, so the only thing standing between you and a million dollars is ten grand and that idea." "Hello, ice cubes are way colder than they need to be."