Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for March 19, 2009
Leprechaun says, "Me had another epiphany after me most recent near death experience." Leprechaun says, "If me want to change people's misconceptions o' leprechauns, mehave to start young. Me will educate theur wee little mindsbefore they be corrupt with greed." Kid says, "Gold now or truck smash!" Kid says, "Buy me a pony!!"