Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for March 18, 2009
Billy says, "You sure this is a good idea?" Leprechaun says, "'tis not enough to just give me gold away." Leprechaun says, "Me will immerse meself with the desparate people whom me have taunted all these years with me gold. Me want to give back, so me volunteering at a soup kitchen." Leprechaun says, "Me only have pot o' soup!!" Man says, "Gold!!"