Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for March 20, 2009
leprechaun says, "Me third newr death experience got me thinking. How can me reverse hundreds o' years o' leprechaun stereotyping?" Billy says, "It won't happen overnight, but until it does, maybe try being a little less leprechauny. Don't wear so much green. try "I" instead of "me" every once in a while." Leprechaun says, "Perhaps you be right. Maybe 'tis time Blarney McShamrocks turned inhis tiny buckled shoes." Billy says, "And the name Blarney McShamroccks." Leprechaun says, "How 'bout Doug then? Me always liked Doug."