Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for March 21, 2009
Billy says, "Hey, looking good, Doug." Leprechaun says, "Me can't do it!" Leprechaun says, "Me won't live a lie 'til society be comfortable with who me be! Me be Blarney McShamrocks and me be a Leprechaun!!" Martin says, "Hold up, he be a leprechaun?" Leprechaun says, "Aye, lad, that be exactly what me be." Martin says, "Buy me a pony!!"