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A description of how the average American starts their day.
It’s got to be a good cup of tea. At a pinch an espresso, but it’s tea that gets me going!
With humans, that next-to-last phase is known as Java Man.
That’s how I feel in the a.m. Especially when my three year-old jumps on me at 6:30 a.m.!
I’m guessing he drinks it black.
Black coffee is for people who don’t like cream and sugar. Who in this god forsaken world doesn’t like cream or sugar?
By 5:30pm and his 8th cup, what happens then?!
:-)
Coffee? HA! I just spend my day as a slug.
July 31, 2015
finkd over 11 years ago
A description of how the average American starts their day.
g.iangoodson over 11 years ago
It’s got to be a good cup of tea. At a pinch an espresso, but it’s tea that gets me going!
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
With humans, that next-to-last phase is known as Java Man.
libbydog over 11 years ago
That’s how I feel in the a.m. Especially when my three year-old jumps on me at 6:30 a.m.!
Stephen Gilberg over 11 years ago
I’m guessing he drinks it black.
LiveToSurf over 11 years ago
Black coffee is for people who don’t like cream and sugar. Who in this god forsaken world doesn’t like cream or sugar?
Pirate Mike creator over 11 years ago
By 5:30pm and his 8th cup, what happens then?!
lin4869 over 11 years ago
:-)
The Ever-Convenient Object's Shopping Mall over 4 years ago
Coffee? HA! I just spend my day as a slug.