Good one. Good one.Though when I go, I’m planning on a Mound Burial. That way I get a chance to come back from the dead as a Draugar and dispose of my enemies [by the most horrendous and horrific means available].And if you don’t think that’s possible, then why did the Vikings shift to cremation, if not to prevent the rise of Draugar [still the most effective way of dealing with the walking, vengeful dead [and they say those people were primitive! They had the best boats and the best way of dealing with revenants, bar none!]].
zero over 11 years ago
How about just getting cremed?
WaitingMan over 11 years ago
Just get him a big bucket and some acid like on “Breaking Bad”.
Plods with ...™ over 11 years ago
the forensics college has a waiting list. So I’ll just wait until there’s an opening. k?
seldon913 over 11 years ago
“He says he’s not dead.”“Who are you going to believe, me or him?”
Stephen Gilberg over 11 years ago
Don’t worry, Rick: If Scott’s glimpse of the future is accurate, you’ll outlive him.
rayannina over 11 years ago
My guess is, Scott wants to be shot out of a cannon like Hunter S. Thompson.
FENRISULFR over 11 years ago
Good one. Good one.Though when I go, I’m planning on a Mound Burial. That way I get a chance to come back from the dead as a Draugar and dispose of my enemies [by the most horrendous and horrific means available].And if you don’t think that’s possible, then why did the Vikings shift to cremation, if not to prevent the rise of Draugar [still the most effective way of dealing with the walking, vengeful dead [and they say those people were primitive! They had the best boats and the best way of dealing with revenants, bar none!]].
Coyoty Premium Member over 11 years ago
I think I’ll start a cremoratorium. Give people the choice of coffee over coffin.