Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 15, 2012

Maybe he thinks he’s hot, but I don’t think he’s gonna make any female connections…

I can’t feel any electricity…or picture sparks flying…

So how could he have the power to turn anybody on?

I’d want somebody a lot more grounded.

Man, I hate that kind of plug……Makes me want to socket!…Somebody call Justin Hayward, I think I found his lost cord….

He’s not alternating at all. I think he’s being rather direct.

SHOCKING! Just too shocking for words.

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If a plug is using a cordless phone isn’t he kind of obsoleting himself? Of course if an Old West cowboy were here he could end the rant by plugging him….then send a wire to his family.

Ray Thomas, John Lodge, and Graeme Edge contributed to that album too, dagnabbit.That last word of course is there to show I’m old enough to remember all that. But of course can’t ’cause I was there so to speak.

Redkaycei, I’ll take your word for it, I couldn’t remember who actually wrote it….His was the first name that popped into my head…..To this day, I think sitting down and listening to Days of Future Passed on a Sunday morning does more good for me than goin’ to church ever did….

Restaurants would be a better (worse) place than airports. And Pauly Shore would be… well, does he even make movies any more?

He usually goes for a three-pronged attack.