Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 21, 2012
September 20, 2012
September 22, 2012
Transcript:
Guard: Get out and stay out, yah bearded hipster! Bearded people are easy to push around. He won't be back. Rip: I'll have you know that such stereotyping is outdated, at best! Cobra? It's Rip! You in there? Ka-smashy! Vile: Dagnabbit, I made goon door-smashing illegal last year! He's getting a ticket for this!
mrbribery over 11 years ago
what is going on here?
Peabody-Martini over 11 years ago
Ka-Smashy!
mntim over 11 years ago
When Cobra recovers, you might be giving out two tickets.
EarlOfCork over 11 years ago
I’m still having trouble processing the two-years-in-a-coma-or-whatever storyline.
rocketscientist over 11 years ago
The confusion we’re experiencing is, I think, Dan trying to let us in on the discombobulation that Rip is feeling from what happened to him. He’s putting us in Rip’s shoes.
Obviously, the way to get past this is to start “ka-smashy-ing”!
dan thompson creator over 11 years ago
It’s rule number 1 in Rip Haywire philosophy—You can’t rough up a Haywire and expect him not to return the favor. Even a bearded Haywire will fight back….ticket or no ticket
Joseph.B.Prawer over 11 years ago
is this going be like, he will wake up and it is a dream he is having smashing things and people?
lecrenb over 11 years ago
Does this mean he’s lost his dog too? Please Dan, not the dog!I feel an overpowering need to out and Ka-smash-y something now…
JayeR over 11 years ago
I’m very confused- which storyline went away and which was real? The Rip and Cobra on the run from Parkah? The one where they were scared white haired? The one where Cobra was a local boss? Or should we just pretend everything started in the Amish village and not worry about it?
Darwinskeeper over 11 years ago
Okay, I’m starting to get this now. Which storyline was the last one? The one where Rip and Cobra headed out to take out Skull? The one where they returned all shaken? The one where he was going to take the evidence to the DA and got blown off the road?
If it was the first one, then the return and the organized crime thing were the preamble to this story? Enquiring minds want to know!
Linda Solomon over 11 years ago
Ya know what? Sometimes the best laid plans of mice and men, yada yada yada….and it doesnt matter! Its still the best action going Dan, and once Cobra remembers she is a Haywire the better things are going to be around Big Whoop Canyon!Ka-Smashy HugPounceszz Haywire Hooligans!
alleyoops Premium Member over 11 years ago
I’m still lost back where their hair turned white. How did that happen?
Dragoncat over 11 years ago
Cobra looks like she’s wishing she was in a two-year coma right now.