Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 02, 2012

Missed like bombs in Chick-fil-a

They threw about every thing but the kitchen sink.

Where’s the kitchen sink??

at the distance they’re at, they could try arm wrestling…

Look on the bright side. The Huns can have a yard sale when Rodney gives up.

Rodney couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn…even at 3 ft.

If that is a turnip he is fixing to throw next , that would go well with the chicken.

Fetchez la Vache!!!

Ye olde “throw them the poisoned chicken” gimmick. They fall for it every time.

“Now go away or I shall taunt you another time!”

@King Fink

William Tell your archers ain’t.Id defense industry loves their lousy marksmanship, as it keeps the $$$$$ rolling in.

He could at least have cooked the chicken.

@Huns

First they ignore you.Then they laugh at you.Then they fight you.Then you win.

M Gandhi

They’re out of ammo, and out of armor.Now, hop over the rocks and pound ’em.

I thought it was a bomb. Then I saw it was a turnip.What the hell, he’d have done just as badly with the bomb.

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

The ancestors of Star Wars stormtroopers

@watmiwori:

;—D

@gmartin997

That’ll give the Huns some poo for thought.Time to beat a hasty retreat unless there’s more poo nearby for them to fling back.This has been a rough day for those of us trying to recover from the discussions of colonoscopies and problems of the digestive tract elsewhere.Perhaps we might now discuss the relative merits of cow poo as opposed to dog poo as the weapon of choice when all other options have been exhausted.

Rodney walked into battle without a single arrow in his quiver.

I did…and I matter. Your comments,on the other hand, don’t.

Sence your throwing everything else at them, why not try the kitchen sink?

Well aren’t you just a little ray of sunshine!

If that’s a chamber pot flying over the rock in the last panel, things could be about to get dirty (and smelly)!