Close to Home by John McPherson for August 26, 2012
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Transcript:
Girl 1: You are destroying my life! Boy: Are you tryin' to kill me? I could've choked to death on these! Girl 2: Mom! Keep your head down! Bad moms of 2012. Kelly Zephyr: Would not Allow 15-year-old daughter to attend a 24-hour zombie festival 100 miles away. Stella Borg: Bought reduced-sugar cereal. Karen Vorsch: Allowed herself to be spotted by daughter's friends.
Zaristerex over 11 years ago
If you need to go to a 24-hour zombie festival, you have other issues besides your mother.
LingeeWhiz over 11 years ago
But honey, if you want to go to a Zombie festival, you have no life to destroy.
LingeeWhiz over 11 years ago
Second panel…are you sure that just a rhetorical question?
Poollady over 11 years ago
My son’s 15 yr old friend: Who was that chick I saw you with last night? My son (scowling): that was no chick – that was my Mom!!
bbear over 11 years ago
Is this the Argyle Sweater cartoon?
ncalifgirl58 over 11 years ago
Just wish these were really the worst moms…
Jeff0811 over 11 years ago
That being said, 2nd panel, “I should have drowned you 14 years ago when I had the chance.”