Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 23, 2012

I thought only dogs and cats did butt dragging?

Hire Henry out to make moats for castles and houses. (water and gaters not included)

Wiz can have his own moat.

Also known as flop-bot, coined by an old lady embarrassed by her dog’s behavior, on the British tv show All Creatures Great and Small .

@Blanche

Henry loves the chow and affection you and the Wiz provide to him.Think of how much you’d have to pay an excavator to do the work.

@differentboat.You know the actors called the show All Creatures Grunt and Smell?

@GatoCat, dirt often has different colors at different strata. Just the same, I don’t think I’d be taking any chances, either. Who knows what kind of magical or unmagical properties are contained in dragon poop?

@Blanche & Wiz

No complaints will be accepted in the matter of Henry’s butt-scooting.We’d be doing the same if it were not for Charmin!Leave the guy alone, and consider the stimulus to your finances!

What do you think dirt is?

kinda funny.

Marking territory.

Henry’s doin’ th’ “Butt Scoot Boogie”!

Ewww…just…Ewww!