@kemaher: You’ve apparently never read any Lord of the Rings books or seen any of the movies. Gollum is a character that has been corrupted, enslaved and mutated by the “One Ring” which he calls “My Precious”. It was stolen from him, he does anything to try and get it back and if he gets it back he’ll never give it up.
Mine’s a tale that can’t be told, my freedom I hold dearHow years ago in days of old when magic filled the air‘twas in the darkest depths of Mordor, mm-I met a girl so fairbut Gollum and the evil one crept up and slipped away with herher, her, yeah, and ain’t nothin’ I can do, no
If you have the time, the Tolkein books are very engaging. I read them years ago and the emotion of carrying that ring channeled to me so that I felt as if I was carrying the ring. Movies were very enjoyable too.
margueritem over 11 years ago
That would be a NO!
The#1BoiseStateFan over 11 years ago
H*ll no
JP Steve Premium Member over 11 years ago
She ain’t precious enough!
Odd Dog Premium Member over 11 years ago
Is it crunchy my preciuos
PhillyFan52 over 11 years ago
Careful, he’ll bite your finger off…
finale over 11 years ago
Beat your Trout on the rock….today’s special.
kemaher over 11 years ago
Okay, I don’t get today’s strip at all. Maybe us Oregon folks are just not cool enough. Help please
i_am_the_jam over 11 years ago
I’m surprised he got a girlfriend…
Linus73 over 11 years ago
@kemaher: You’ve apparently never read any Lord of the Rings books or seen any of the movies. Gollum is a character that has been corrupted, enslaved and mutated by the “One Ring” which he calls “My Precious”. It was stolen from him, he does anything to try and get it back and if he gets it back he’ll never give it up.
Ray-Bear over 11 years ago
@kemaher and Dani Rice—read much?
philyfanstukinmi over 11 years ago
Must not like Led Zeppelin either, from Ramble On
Mine’s a tale that can’t be told, my freedom I hold dearHow years ago in days of old when magic filled the air‘twas in the darkest depths of Mordor, mm-I met a girl so fairbut Gollum and the evil one crept up and slipped away with herher, her, yeah, and ain’t nothin’ I can do, no
Casey Southards over 11 years ago
Good luck with that.
kemaher over 11 years ago
It’s great that by not even going to the movies, one can know the cartoon is all about Lord of the Rings. Thanks for the answer.
greatbest over 11 years ago
preattty funny.
Jules934 over 11 years ago
kemahr & Gwen — there are a few excellent books too. Anybody know if there has been a comic book?
iced tea over 11 years ago
I hope that restaurant serves fish, because that’s all Gollum eats.
lin4869 over 11 years ago
If you have the time, the Tolkein books are very engaging. I read them years ago and the emotion of carrying that ring channeled to me so that I felt as if I was carrying the ring. Movies were very enjoyable too.
btrfly_lvr over 11 years ago
I have only read “The Hobbit”. I didn’t read LOTR although I wish I had. “The Hobbit” is a really good book though.