"WELL, ARE YOU GONNA PUT IT ON ME OR WHAT?" GOLLUM: MURDERER, SPY, PERPETUAL BACHELOR
@kemaher: You’ve apparently never read any Lord of the Rings books or seen any of the movies. Gollum is a character that has been corrupted, enslaved and mutated by the “One Ring” which he calls “My Precious”. It was stolen from him, he does anything to try and get it back and if he gets it back he’ll never give it up.