Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for July 31, 2012

Is there a loony bin for cats? If not, maybe one should be created.

Que the ferret…..

Maybe Salmon will send you a sign… if only you can recognize it! ( The mystery of the labyrinth has been pleasantly “tor-menting” me since the opening ceremonies.)

Thus setting a new record in weirdness, even for this strip.

Like many philosophers, the keeper of the late keeper has no idea where he is or what’s going on. Where I live, on the news you sometimes see someone being interviewed and they show the caption with Person’s Name: Philosopher. I always wonder, how much does that pay?

This is why you don’t keep cats locked up in the laundry room with a gas-heated clothes dryer.

Some cats have an excellent sense of direction.. I had an inherited cat who weighed 30 lbs. rescued from a shelter. He was originally called Fang because he used to bite, but I renamed him Obesius. I was determined to make a lap cat out of him and refused to give him up even though he wrapped his big paws around my leg and bit my leg every time I wanted to leave the room, so I had to learn to walk backwards. Despite the many bandaids on my legs, I used to punish him by picking him up and putting him in the bathroom, shutting the door and turning out the light, for about five minutes. After a while, if he got that crazy look in his eyes, he would walk into the bathroom by himself before I could put him there. I really loved that cat!

A very odd cat.

Wow! It’s like watching my sister try to get out of an empty room. She would miss the exit sign also! She has…

I would love to see him meet Chubby Huggs and then Chubby finds the bowl. Then he will reveal the location for the price of a never ending hug

Kitty it’s A-Mazing!

such a nice kitty. a little confused, but we all have days like that ….. just not every day!

“Man-handed lady”…snerk