“Bur Officer, it was my wife who called in to complain about speeders.”
Today’s typical driver: too fast, too distracted, and learned to drive by playing video games!
If he loses his license, Uncle Walt will have to drive him around.
The hands-free phone must have been his wife’s idea.
Wonder how fast he was going.
Ha! Yes, what is this anyway, some kind of joke?
I dunno — wasn’t it too obvious to get even a smile?
Thirty daysHath SeptemberApril, June,And theSpeed offenderBurma Shave
BTW, a University of Pennsylvania study in the 1950’s showed that the one factor that most consistently controlled highway speeds was Burma Shave signs – people didn’t want to drive too fast to read them.
arye uygur almost 12 years ago
“Bur Officer, it was my wife who called in to complain about speeders.”
axe-grinder almost 12 years ago
Today’s typical driver: too fast, too distracted, and learned to drive by playing video games!
battle of plattsburgh almost 12 years ago
If he loses his license, Uncle Walt will have to drive him around.
flagfly almost 12 years ago
The hands-free phone must have been his wife’s idea.
ewalnut almost 12 years ago
Wonder how fast he was going.
axe-grinder almost 12 years ago
Ha! Yes, what is this anyway, some kind of joke?
JP Steve Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I dunno — wasn’t it too obvious to get even a smile?
gcarlson almost 12 years ago
Thirty daysHath SeptemberApril, June,And theSpeed offenderBurma Shave
gcarlson almost 12 years ago
BTW, a University of Pennsylvania study in the 1950’s showed that the one factor that most consistently controlled highway speeds was Burma Shave signs – people didn’t want to drive too fast to read them.