Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 26, 2012

Yeah… when midnight comes around, they’ll be mad all right.

There’s always a catch.

so was it driven like a little old lady?

She only rode it to royal balls

You wouldn’t want it Wiz. White mice are a pain to feed.

You’d have to be out of your gourd to buy it.

Let’s see – four wheels but no axles or springs?

@exturk – it has the belief suspension system