Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 30, 2012

Wile can tell many horror stories!

Actually, Wile E pretty much solved the gravity problem: you don’t fall as long as you don’t look down.

KIng, many times for the first couple seconds gravity doesn’t affect him…then, well, we wait for the little dust cloud a thousand feet below…I was thinking that with all poor Wile E has had happen to him, isn’t making him deal with Brewster kinda mean?

BREWSTER: As long as I’ve got you on the stand, Mr. Coyote, a question I’ve always wanted answered. Why Acme? After all the years you’ve used the company, you’ve not gotten one useful device — and believe me, I’ve checked.

JUDGE: Objection, irrelevant!

PROSECUTION (Bugs): Wait a minute, Doc! I’ve been wondering that for years!

There was a Super Chicken cartoon where Fred was riding Super Chicken as a horse. They were chasing the bad guy, the bad guy stopped at the cliff, but Super Chicken kept going. FRED: Super Chicken! Why didn’t you stop? SUPER CHICKEN: You forgot to say “Whoa!” FRED: Whoa! Whoa!Super Chicken stops — in mid air. SUPER CHICKEN: It’s a little late now, Fred.They plummet.

So, the moral is, never pay attention to where you are — and gravity will have no effect on you!

Gravity can’t be that bad, Wile was always ready for another go at it in a matter of seconds.

I’m concerned about the proximity of that gavel to his head.

his second witness should be good ol’ Goofy, who always seemed to have the best vocalization of despair when confronting the law of gravity:YAAAAA HOO HOO HOO

@Kali39 – You knew the job was dangerous when you took it.

It scares me to think that Brewster just might actually win this.

Wile E. Coyote and Brewster in the SAME comic strip! Gah! Two of my all-time favorites!

Gee, I hope his next wittness is Cactus Jack . . . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lD4FdqkS70 . . . ☻

Have BrainWill Travel

I remember that one! Funny!

no such thing as gravity, the earth sucks