Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for April 17, 2012

I bet my mom would have loved that when I was little! … And possibly even more when I was a teenager!

Actually, many mom’s would want the kink left in.

No shredder?

Once I just tossed everything out the window to the driveway- my son was so mortified because the neighbor teen girls thought it was a hoot! I felt better, too.

I had my own subtle way of tell my children they needed to clean their rooms. While telling them G’Night I would look around and say You better hope the house doesn’t catch on fire tonight because I’m not coming in here to get you… I’ll trip and break my neck! Of course I would have but it sure worked they would be sure they cleaned up before bedtime. For awhile anyway after all they were kids.

Timmy’s fallen in the dumpster. Lassie, go get help!

Wait a minute……..Timmy the spicer gets eaten by his Mom, Another Timmy gets dumped with the trash….Whadda got against Timmys?

Yes, but the Romneys can afford it because mommy doesn’t work outside the house . Therefore, they save on not having to pay daycare charges like the other 99% do.

Timmy? Hmmm… This wasn’t an advance in technology… it was… FAIRY GODPARENTS!!