Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for March 28, 2012

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    margueritem  about 12 years ago

    Another good one.

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    sdmitchell02  about 12 years ago

    My lungs used to get muddy when it rained. But now they’re covered in TAR. Problem solved. Thanks, Marlboro!

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    zero  about 12 years ago

    If only those cigarette “benefits” would work instantaneously.

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    bignatefan  about 12 years ago

    Scott’s boss looks like a refugee from a 70s porno.

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    Nebulous Premium Member about 12 years ago

    from the first time I saw those e-cigs I’ve wondered how hard it is to find the nicotine cartridges in THC.You KNOW they’re out there.

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    Fourcrows  about 12 years ago

    If they did look like Sherlock Holmes pipes, I’d get one!

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    Sean David  about 12 years ago

    Scott, as usual, hits upon an idea that is SO AWESOME, there is no way that anyone will ever do it. I do not smoke, and never have, but if someone created a pipe that made smoke, but no nicotine, I’d buy TEN of them !!!

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    Ladypixel  about 12 years ago

    @Midsouth Dave: someone already has. Some people call them e-cigarettes. Others call them personal vaporizers. Most of them don’t look like cigarettes – they look like pens, or tubes, or pipes. And I have some zero-nicotine liquid for my varieties. They make a vapor… but they don’t always have nicotine. (And I use flavored liquids – they taste like cheesecake, or caramel apple, bubble gum flavoring, etc.) I quit smoking, and now I’m gradually quitting nicotine addiction too.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 12 years ago

    I wouldn’t be surprised if he did use a pacifier. Disgusted, yes.

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    l3roken  about 12 years ago

    As an “ecig” user this and the comments make me giggle.Not all electronic cigarettes look like cigarettes. And most frequent users don’t call them ecigarettes. There are “ecigs” that look like pipes, there are also boxes and tubes made of wood, metal and acrylic, I’ve seen them made out of mint tins & flashlights. You can use liquid that has no nicotine in it with any flavor or no flavor at all. Right now I’m using a large metal tube mod with cinnamon (basically red hots) flavored nicotine.

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