Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 01, 2012

“When pigs fly probably”.

It’s not nice to fool the Fink.

First of the month eh? Well white rabbits, white rabbits, white rabbits to everyone. And I have no idea what that means except that you’re supposed to say it.

Sounds like something John Lennon might of said.

Don’t ever fool with the Fink.

Even the guy who’s been down there for the last 20 years know not to mess with Fink.

The question is, who was the fool?

And the Stock Market is up.If all you go by to determine the state of the economy is Wall Street, then the Economy is Booming.It’s amazing how much money those companies can make when they don’t have to waste profits on expenses like employees.

At least Spook got company!

I just need to get this straight in my head…you really don’t like the current president, and you don’t care verymuch…maybe NOT at all? for other Americans who might LIKE the guy and his policies, and even his ATTEMPTS at policies…? be honest. You really honestly feel that way? You’re SURE?

Most of them. They don’t have to pay employees so they can give the savings to the CEO.

This cartoon doesn’t seem political today to me. Just seems like a normal Wiz of Id cartoon.

Except it’s true. the stock market is up, unemployment is down, gas prices are dropping (just paid $3.69 a gallon, down from $3.87 last week), things are on the upswing

Why didn’t the Town Cryer get put in stocks? He started the trouble.

99.9% funny and 0.01% slightly depressing

*0.1%

Rodney gets thrown in jail nearly as often as a croc dies in Pearls Before Swine.