Man: I'm seeing signs of an improving economy... I notice more neckties that are this year's width, not 2007's width.
Neckties should be done away with. They were originally used at banquets to wipe your hands on while eating.
A bit of history: http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/439/what-is-or-was-the-purpose-of-mens-neckties
I like neckties…. on the other guy when I want to strangle him.
^Which is why total jerks wear clip ons?
Clark, you may be aware that law enforcement also wear clip-ons. When the jerk you’re arresting grabs your tie with "bad intent’ it really catches them off guard. (and in jail)
I love how this conversation had degenerated into how much easier it is to attack and kill people with neckties.
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zoidknight about 12 years ago
Neckties should be done away with. They were originally used at banquets to wipe your hands on while eating.
Motivemagus about 12 years ago
A bit of history: http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/439/what-is-or-was-the-purpose-of-mens-neckties
Justice22 about 12 years ago
I like neckties…. on the other guy when I want to strangle him.
Dtroutma about 12 years ago
^Which is why total jerks wear clip ons?
Dtroutma about 12 years ago
Clark, you may be aware that law enforcement also wear clip-ons. When the jerk you’re arresting grabs your tie with "bad intent’ it really catches them off guard. (and in jail)
dirtking239 about 12 years ago
I love how this conversation had degenerated into how much easier it is to attack and kill people with neckties.