Close to Home by John McPherson for March 28, 2012

Hope she sterilized them in between uses.

I’ll have to get a set for my daughter-in-law!

And she doesn’t even know that lady; creepy.

But wait! If you call in the next ten minutes, we’ll double your order! That’s right! You’ll get two hug extender sets for the price of one..Just pay the 39.95 handling fee on the extra set

Hulk hands!!

Nancy, get a grip!

Why the blazes would you hug a stranger in public with fake hands?? People will think you’re assaulting her!

Not a bad idea there!

I have a pair of wing extenders ( i am a duck ) so i can touch creepy and disgusting things…..(.i. e…my wife’s relatives)

Human…..icky-beings

Where do you guys get the idea that they’re strangers? And why are the arms huge instead of just long? Where did she store them?

@gmoore1701: I’m with Stephen G…there’s no indication that this is a stranger.Ha! Agree much!