Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 07, 2003
Transcript:
"Everyone focuses on the differences between men and women...But I think they're pretty much the same." "Hang on." "Excuse me, Ma'am, but how many pairs of shoes do you own?" "Five hundred and eleven." "Do you have any other theories?" "Wait...That's only the black ones.'
faithcross about 12 years ago
the shoes theory
ArtCreator about 12 years ago
Whoah. I only have 4 pairs of shoes, and that’s counting the shoes I can’t wear this season.
ReneeZimbodgi almost 12 years ago
I only have five!
draconic lady over 10 years ago
I only have two
AngelMarieSings almost 9 years ago
I plead the fifth…
squiglyman over 8 years ago
only have one pair and also flip flops
mail2jbl over 8 years ago
Imelda Marcos? Is that you?
Marathon Zack about 8 years ago
I’m a guy, and I have far more than I’ll admit. But then again, they’re all running shoes. Other than that, only have a couple pairs of sandals and one pair of dress shoes.
AngelMarieSings over 7 years ago
In my defense, I wear most of my shoes and make up excuses, I mean outfits, to wear the ones that have been in my closet too long
AngelMarieSings over 7 years ago
In my defense, I wear most of my shoes and make up excuses, I mean outfits, to wear the ones that have been in my closet too long
Jason fox is god almost 6 years ago
Very sexist.
freed.elena04 over 3 years ago
Yeah, honestly I know a dude like this. Obsessed. So many shoes…
Hector The Pet Rock about 1 year ago
I only own three- the rest belong to my mother.
Earls Before Swine Premium Member about 1 year ago
I own eleven pairs of shoes. Ten to never wear and one to wear every day and complain that they wear out too fast.
alantain about 1 year ago
I have as many shoes as I have feet.
░▒▓█►-finntastico2-◄█▓▒░ 12 months ago
My mom has about 65982176571986587612875678269578236578162958761235012983756220198476239065712904785692091268718963599610298465782101456497210629524137148638467869487618276657234897501985732852183859195879163250974975912709356948758046514367947560485768465184560827465871258012847568176750901405214867518065801872540012050050986728469327876484681764217658765876258231954876872592875628579238564856485192875679128756872395671659821765719865876128756782695782365781629587612350129837562201984762390657129047856920912687189635996102984657821014564972106295241371486384678694876182766572348975019857328521838591958791632509749759127093569487580465143679475604857684651845608274658712580128475681767509014052148675180658018725400120500509867284693278764846817642176587658762582319548768725928756285792385648564851928756791287568723956716598217657198658761287567826957823657816295876123501298375622019847623906571290478569209126871896359961029846578210145649721062952413714863846786948761827665723489750198573285218385919587916325097497591270935694875804651436794756048576846518456082746587125801284756817675090140521486751806580187254001205005098672846932787648468176421765876587625823195487687259287562857923856485648519287567912875687239567165982176571986587612875678269578236578162958761235012983756220198476239065712904785692091268718963599610290192835798120928846578210145649721062952413714863846786948761827665723489750198573285218385919587916325097497591270935694875804651436794756048576846518456082746587125801284756817675090140521486751806580187254001205005098672846932787648468176421765876587625823195487687259287562857923856485648519287567912875687239567165982176571986587612875678269578236578162958761235012983756220198476239065712904785692091268718963599610298465782101456497210629524137148638467869487618276657234897501985732852183859195879163250974975912709356948758046514367947560485768465184560827465871258012847568176750901405214867518065801872540012050050986 different pairs of shoes.
Formedras 8 months ago
Excuse me, sir, how many tools do you have?