Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I’m doing my best!Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?Major Schmerd: I did sir. He’s my cousin.Dark Helmet: Who is he?Colonel Sandurz: He’s a Schmerd sir.Dark Helmet: I know that! What’s his name?Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Schmerd, Major Schmerd!Dark Helmet: And his cousin?Colonel Sandurz: He’s an Schmerd too sir. Gunner’s mate First Class Schmerd!Dark Helmet: How many Schmerds do we have on this ship, anyway?[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!Dark Helmet: I knew it. I’m surrounded by Schmerds![Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]Dark Helmet: Keep firing, Schmerds!
Number Three has posted this comment in The Village:“I emailed GoComics yesterday and my Big Brother or in your case Number Six ( LOL) is back next week.Sorry it took this long to tell you but I was going to stay off GoComics for a while. I would hate myself if I didn’t tell you all first. That’s just ignorant and I’m not like that. So….. Yeah. He’s back next week. Spread the word to the other strips such as Andy Capp & The Buckets.Be seeing you!” A short time ago, I received this response from GoComics Admin: Hello Lady Shades,
I’m up to date on the entire affair. I talked to Number Six yesterday when it happened and he understands and said he respects my decision.
Buzza Wuzza about 12 years ago
Better than being #9 & 3/4.
margueritem about 12 years ago
Or 11 1/3.
Good morning, LB.
Llewellenbruce about 12 years ago
First they’re on one end of the log and then they’reon the other end.
MARG! Spring is here already in Ohio. Saw the firstrobin yesterday. Bet you don’t see to many in Arizona..
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
The Seven Schmerds (that we know of) sound like an interesting family. What does Schmerd 1 (and/or 2) do for a living?
Rakkav about 12 years ago
I knew that numbers would play into this sooner or later. Remember the kid named 5 in Peanuts?
Andrew Capp about 12 years ago
Number Six’s twin in ‘The Prisoner’ was called ‘Number Twelve’!
Sirzanne about 12 years ago
Must be Schmerder to be all 6’s & 7’s or halves thereof!
ShadowBeast Premium Member about 12 years ago
So what’s the other twin called?Probably just 6.
r.c.e about 12 years ago
Larry Moe and Curly
margueritem about 12 years ago
Certainly have! He was walking on our wall yesterday, hoping that the lizards had come out.
coffeeturtle about 12 years ago
6a & 6b are my choices. ;-)
Stagger Lee about 12 years ago
Schmerd all over the place.
Mitchtheone about 12 years ago
Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I’m doing my best!Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?Major Schmerd: I did sir. He’s my cousin.Dark Helmet: Who is he?Colonel Sandurz: He’s a Schmerd sir.Dark Helmet: I know that! What’s his name?Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Schmerd, Major Schmerd!Dark Helmet: And his cousin?Colonel Sandurz: He’s an Schmerd too sir. Gunner’s mate First Class Schmerd!Dark Helmet: How many Schmerds do we have on this ship, anyway?[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!Dark Helmet: I knew it. I’m surrounded by Schmerds![Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]Dark Helmet: Keep firing, Schmerds!
Couldn’t help my self…
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 12 years ago
afficionado, it seems your only other “out” is to stop going to the video store. Or take your wife along with you!
Sirzanne about 12 years ago
AN UPDATE ON THE SUSPENSION OF NUMBER SIX
Number Three has posted this comment in The Village:“I emailed GoComics yesterday and my Big Brother or in your case Number Six ( LOL) is back next week.Sorry it took this long to tell you but I was going to stay off GoComics for a while. I would hate myself if I didn’t tell you all first. That’s just ignorant and I’m not like that. So….. Yeah. He’s back next week. Spread the word to the other strips such as Andy Capp & The Buckets.Be seeing you!” A short time ago, I received this response from GoComics Admin: Hello Lady Shades,I’m up to date on the entire affair. I talked to Number Six yesterday when it happened and he understands and said he respects my decision.
It is a temporary suspension.
GoComics Admin