Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 03, 2012
March 02, 2012
March 04, 2012
Transcript:
Ralph: I'm home! Penny: Did you bring me anything, daddy? My friend Sophia's dad works in a bakery and he brings her things from work! Ralph: Keep in mind I work as an airport security screener! How about some confiscated toenail clippers?!
naturally_easy about 12 years ago
I knew those guys took the confiscated stuff home with them.
fierorose about 12 years ago
Been meaning to ask, when did he become airport security; he was always mall security!!!!
chris_weaver about 12 years ago
What, no Uzis?
route66paul about 12 years ago
After he flunked the new mall security test, they suggested that he apply with homeland security.
rgcviper about 12 years ago
Um, no thanks, Dad.