Pickles by Brian Crane for February 01, 2012

and here I thought Earl was the toga and laurel leaves type.

I usually waste my dream time dreaming about woman, that I have never met.

I often waste my dream time.

Should that have been little tiny pickles instead of flower petals?

It might have been funnier if it hadn’t been plagarized: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089886/quotes?qt0435742

Last night I dreamt that I got married, but the marriage lasted a month.

I disagree with you Heather. I think that knowing that he has seen that movie and pays it homage here, makes it even funnier. :)Real Genius is a great movie. It’s good to see people remember it.

funniest overreaction ever! lol

♪♫♫ ’ I had the craziest dream last night, yes I did ’ ♫♫♪.

And the Walter Mitty award goes to ….Pardon me Viper, Do you want a Neumann in office?

Sounds like Earl was having a bit of a flashback to his partying days in the 60s!

I have dreams of either washing dishes silverware or washing clothes in a big machine.

Here’s the original. Earl has good taste in movies.

http://youtu.be/SgNgAiGQ_IM

Nice catch, HeatherRadish! Total plagiarism, but I agree with tamron that it’s kind of an homage to Real Genius and still funny.

I keep having the one about a hotdog chasing a doughnut

in the Lincoln tunnel.(credit to comic Robert Klein)

Stranger and stranger…I woke up with a sparkly clean shower stall….strange…..

Agree w/ Tamron. It’s an homage. A very good one. As I was reading Earl’s description, I actually jumped ahead of myself wondering how he was going to describe the “thousand _____ _____ throwing little pickles at you”. Even funnier that it’s actually “pickles”.