Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 24, 1998
September 23, 1998
September 25, 1998
Transcript:
NATE: Ah, Election Day! How goes the exit polling? FRANCIS: Not good. Angie's way ahead. You're in third. NATE: Third, eh? Well, that's not too...HEY WAIT A MINUTE! There are only two candidates! FRANCIS: There's been a strong write-in vote for Kenny from "South Park."
peachispie about 11 years ago
nate, u better step up ur game. ur getting beat by an imaginary person! oh yeah ur 1 too
Mark Thames over 10 years ago
Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, JennyYou slay me like South Park’s Kenny.
Spartan2145 about 10 years ago
He put kenny in a love poem for jenny and a “blues” song.
Spartan2145 about 10 years ago
Personally, i’d vote for stan or kyle.
superduperbob44 over 8 years ago
LOL
Four over 6 years ago
If anyone can do it, Nate, you can.
WaveShine929 over 6 years ago
Kenny is my favorite South park character.
DM9001 about 5 years ago
Nate, you’re really getting beat hard.
Comic Man X over 4 years ago
Step up your game Nate to win…
Roblox Lover! :P over 3 years ago
Nate’s #1, but in voting he’s #LAST
Jacop✔️ over 3 years ago
anyone else wonder what kenny’s speech would sound like. Probably something like MmmMmmM-mMMm MmMMmmm_mMMMMM
AliAdhami about 3 years ago
Lol XD
DaBaby Convertible almost 3 years ago
They should bring back Angie
♞нυитєявσу_z♘ over 1 year ago
IF KENNY WON THE ELECTION
The entire school is listening to Principal Nichols over the intercom. He is announcing the election results.
Principal Nichols: Last but not least, our new class president is…
Angie (thinking): Here we go, this one’s in the bag!
Principal Nichols: …Kenny from South Park! Report to the auditorium so we can summon him into our universe!
Angie: WHAT?!!!!!?! BUT I SHOULD’VE WON! HOW DID I LOSE TO A FICTIONAL CHARACTER?!
Fifteen minutes later, the whole school is gathered in the auditorium. The school staff, including Principal Nichols, is on the stage. A candle with a red flame, a bag of blood, and an orange jumpsuit lie on the stage. Principal Nichols grabs his microphone.
Principal Nichols: Welcome, students of P.S. 38! We are here to commemorate the election of Kenny into our student body! However, he is not from our universe because he’s a fictional character. Fortunately for us, we can perform a ritual to summon him in! Get ready!
The school staff surround the items on the middle of the stage. They hold hands and put their heads down. They whisper a ritualistic phrase.
School Staff: oak roaif vuoiea oue ag mmmmmmmmmm…
Huge winds form, causing chaos all over the auditorium. This goes on for a long time. In the end, the ritual is successful and Kenny is summoned into the Big Nate universe! Hooray!
Principal Nichols: …and there he i-
Principal Nichols turns to find the auditorium completely destroyed.
was it worth it though? >:/