Alarums: I went to this one prophet. He told me the world was going to end on May 21, 2011. Then this other one told me it was going to be on October 21, 2011. Now this new guy tells me its all going to end on December 21, 2012.Excursions: Gee, what are you going to do?Alarums: Keep on going to more prophets!
I wonder what happened the last time the Mayan calendar ended. Did they have a great big party? What disasterous thing happened when their calendar ended then? We are still all here.
BE THIS GUY over 12 years ago
I want a new iPhone for the Apocalypse.
FENRISULFR over 12 years ago
Actually, from January 16, 2012 to December 20, 2012 is 340 days, inclusive. But of course…not all of them are shopping days.
FENRISULFR over 12 years ago
Tic…tic…tic…
FENRISULFR over 12 years ago
Alarums: I went to this one prophet. He told me the world was going to end on May 21, 2011. Then this other one told me it was going to be on October 21, 2011. Now this new guy tells me its all going to end on December 21, 2012.Excursions: Gee, what are you going to do?Alarums: Keep on going to more prophets!
rockngolfer over 12 years ago
I want a new Mayan calendar for Christmas.
scrabblefiend over 12 years ago
I wonder what happened the last time the Mayan calendar ended. Did they have a great big party? What disasterous thing happened when their calendar ended then? We are still all here.
Technojunkie over 12 years ago
The Mayan calendar is meant to distract us so that we won’t see the real apocalypse coming.
picmajik over 12 years ago
Norton, my fave!
Kali39 over 12 years ago
Ah, the Emperor Norton. We’ve missed you.
cwreenactor over 12 years ago
LOL!!! Welcome back, Norton.
d_legendary1 over 12 years ago
Black Friday is the Apocalypse. Ever see how people run out of the stores with all types of junk?
Varnes over 12 years ago
Who the hell is Norman?