Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 26, 2012

So….. the mouse likes TMZ cos it’s the cheesiest gossip site on the net?

If that’s not it….. Well cheese, I got nuthin’.

Is there some tail to this that I missed?Somehow it didn’t click with me.

Beau Honkus, if you stop by — does this make you think of re-posting an old one of yours about Wisconsin?

I still like it.

Dogsniff — meant to say earlier…. stuff like that is what makes Zappa so impossible to classify or describe.

Afficionado — I see you’re flying your colors again. That was a nice pic the other day of you and your … granddaughter (?).

And Colonel Crustwood, if you see this — now you seem to have posted a blank avatar.

Are you making yourself disappear like the Cheshire Cat? Come back!

@SusanSunshine: I really enjoy your posts on the various sites. I only wish I were even half as clever as you obviously are! You are a joy to us other viewers. Kudos & KUTGW!

I know what TMZ is, but there must be some play on words or other joke I am missing.

A computer mouse likes a different kind of cheese.

AFV would have worked too, since Bergeron is one of my favorite cheeses.

I must be taking this the wrong whey……@susan- I’m told by wisconsinagens that their dairy air is nothing to sniff at…until july or august

@six re brie vity funny!

I’m just not sure whether or not I think today’s offering is Gouda.

I liked “Freak Out” but “Absolutely Free” really hooked me, and had me seriously questioning the high school education I was then getting. Mutants Unite!

I’m not fondue vit.

Imbaldeagle: Our usual grocery store underwent remodeling a few years ago. During the process, everything was moved around so one couldn’t find anything. I said to my wife, “somebody moved my cheese” and I noticed a woman nearby trying to avoid laughing out loud.

He’s the BIG CHEESE!

As usual, some of you have some fairly plausable explanations; I’m still not all that sure what was meant. I also get gossip from TMZ and Wendy both occaisionally if I’m watching live TV at the time they’re on.

Number 6: Well, there’s faint praise for you! No,l I managed to cope relatively well – at least the cheese was not in constant motion.

George Carlin once wrote in a margin that Beer Nuts was the official disease of Milwaukee. Always made me wonder if Cheese Balls was the official disease of Wisconsin.